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Saturday, December 13, 2014

hiram and hermione - 5. the minstrel

by florine di fabrizzi

illustrated by danny delacroix and eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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"now , where were we?" asked harriet, after the unfortunate cook had been sent packing.

hiram cleared his throat. “you had just mentioned, mother, that doctor wilson had told you that you had only a short time to live. “

“oh yes. and i had also got to the point of telling you that you were pitiful fools and must do as i say.”

“yes,” agreed hiram. “you had mentioned that.”

“and do you understand?”


hiram hesitated. “i understand that that is your opinion.”

“my opinion! but surely you do not dispute what you are pleased to call my opinion?”

“you are certainly entitled to your opinion as to my abilities, mother. i do not think, however, that i am going to be amenable to the suggestions you are going to make as to my future.”

“what!! do you defy me?”

“i am not sure that i will agree with you.”

harriet was speechless. she could not have been more astonished if hiram had turned into a chicken or a rattlesnake before her eyes.


“and in what way - and in what way, you pathetic ninny -, “ she finally managed to articulate - “do you presume to not agree with me?”

hiram sat up a little straighter in his chair. “have you ever wondered, mother, what i have been doing all these years when i was at the factory?’

“i assume you were doing nothing, while bud riley and the other foremen ran the place.”

“that is true enough in its way, but i was doing something the whole time i was doing nothing.”


harriet’s eyes narrowed. “get to the point, hiram. what was this something you were doing - and, more importantly, what can it possibly have to do with my instructtions - my dying instructions - to you.”

“i was writing poetry.”

harriet laughed. “you were writing poetry? poetry?”

“yes.”

harriet laughed harder, clearly relieved. she looked around the room, but there was no one to meet her amused gaze. hermione’s eyes, still filled with tears, were cast on the floor.


“and how is writing this precious poetry going to detract from your continuing to go to the factory every day, which, among other things, is what i had envisioned? bud riley will continue to run the factory, as he always has, and you can do whatever you please.”

hiram leaned forward. he twisted his hands together. “up until now i have been concentrating on epic poetry.”

“hiram has showed me some of his poetry, mother,” hermione blurted out. “i think it is really quite excellent. he should be proud. and - and - “


“i am not interested in what you think,” harriet interrupted her. “i do not see what any of this has to do with anything. “ she stated at hiram. “why, exactly, can you not continue to go to the factory every day, poetry or no poetry?”

“because, mother, i feel that i have exhausted the possibilities of the epic form.”

“and what has that to do with the price of grapes?”

“because, to get right right to the point - “

“yes, by all means, do.”


“ - i have decided to become a wandering minstrel.”

“a wandering minstrel?”

“yes.”

“and what does a wandering minstrel do when he is at home?”

“a wandering minstrel is never at home, mother. he lives on the open road, and the sky is his roof and the fields are his bed.”

“do you mean that you wish to become a beggar?”

hiram hesitated, but only for a moment. “if you put it that way, yes.”


“and give up your portion of my inheritance?”

“exactly.”

harriet laughed, even louder than before. “i can not say that i did not know you were an idiot, but i never suspected you were such an idiot as this.” but even as she spoke, harriet’s brain, after its initial shock, was starting to process hiram’s words.

maybe this was not such a bad thing - assuming that he was serious and would go through with his nonsense. she had had a little more hope of making a good match for hermione. perhaps, with only one of them to worry about, and that the one with a better chance, it would all work out…


harriet held up her hand. “enough. enough of this for now. we - or you two - can take this foolishness up later. for now, i am going to explain to you the plans i have and that i will put into effect.”

both hiram and hermione nodded respectfully, and held their tongues.

“everything will be divided equally between you. hiram will inherit the house - “ harriet hesitated but neither of them spoke so she continued. “as it is to be hoped that hermione will marry sooner than later. a share of equal value from the capital twill be set aside for her dowry. stock in the factory, and the remaining capital will be split equally between you. do you have any questions?”


neither had questions. hermione continued to dab at her eyes with her handkerchief.

“here is the most important part, so listen carefully. both of your inheritances will be placed in trust until you marry. until then, of course, household expenses will be paid, the factory will hopefully pay its own way, and you will receive allowances - allowances not commensurate with any frivolity, to be sure.”

harriet paused, but neither hiram nor hermione spoke up. what a couple of milksops, she thought. not a millimeter of spine between them.


“do you have any questions?” she asked again.

hiram felt he had to say something. ““i assume mr cooper will handle the trust.” mr cooper was the family lawyer. much as she despised lawyers, harriet could not completely dispense with one.

“no, mister cooper will not handle the trust.”

hiram was surprised. “who, then?”

“madame smithwick.”

“madame smithwick! but, mother - “ it was hiram’s turn to laugh. “madame smithwick is a ridicuous charlatan. you laugh at me for writing poetry - and you entrust the family fortune to that ridiculous creature -“

harriet’s face reddened. “i will be the judge of madame smithwick’s competence. madame is in harmony with the universe, and i trust her to do what i will instruct her to do.”

“and what is that?” asked hiram.

“to arrange suitable matches for both of you.”

hiram laughed.

hermione began sobbing uncontrollably.



to be continued


Wednesday, July 31, 2013

hiram and hermione - 4. the announcement

by florine di fabrizzi

illustrated by danny delacroix and eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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click here to begin the 14th princess





hiram harris had been a dull boy. harriet had often despaired of making anything out of him.

if she could not make him adventurous, intelligent or energetic, she could at least make him dutiful and punctual. and she did.

or maybe he had just inherited these qualities from her, and all her efforts at training him had been superfluous.

in any case, by the time he had been entrusted with the nominal management of the factory, he had become even more a creature of habit and routine than his mother.

hiram departed the factory on foot at quarter to three every afternoon "leaving" it in the care of the foreman bud riley, and arriving at the family home for dinner at exactly three o'clock.

a curious time for dinner, but one that suited harriet unless she was entertaining guests, which she only did under the most severe and unavoidable exigencies.

it only spasmodically and fleetingly occurred to harriet that her lack of sociability might have a negative effect on her ambitions in the town.

the table was always cleared at five minutes to four, and hiram made his return journey, arriving back at the factory at quarter past four. he remained there until nine o'clock, an hour after the gates had been opened for the workers to depart for their homes or for the saloons.


when hiram got home at quarter past nine, he invariably went to bed, after drinking a glass of milk and eating a slice of pie and reading a page of the bible.

harriet and hermione would already be in bed at nine, sparing hiram the tedium of talking to them and saying good night to them.

poor hermione had restless dreams and often cried out in the night. no one ever responded to her cries.

harriet usually slept soundly, no matter how much annoyance she had suffered during the day.

hiram always slept soundly.

on the day in which our story commences, the sky was a brilliant and cloudless blue as hiram wended his way home - the same sky whose benign influence had caused bob fisher and sam wilson to decide to abandon the office of the times-gazette and go fishing at shag creek.

the same blue sky being observed with satisfaction by doc wilson (no relation to sam) as he sat on his front porch in a rocking chair sipping a cool glass of lemonade. he had put harriet harris and her imminent demise completely out of his mind.

the same blue sky that millie porter, behind the counter at the general store, glanced at out of the corner of her eyes as she slapped together two enormous ham and cheese and tomato sandwiches for bob fisher and sam wilson to take with them to shag creek .

the same blue sky that was blotted out of bob fisher's vision as he reached deep into the ice chest at millie's for a couple of cold bottles of sheboygan ginger ale.

hiram was mildly surprised when he arrived home to find hermione seated beside harriet in the parlor. hermione usually took a nap just before dinner and had to be awakened when it was being served.

mildly surprised and mildly perturbed, as he always was by the slightest deviation in his routine.

harriet, in her usual fashion, got right to the point.


"be seated, hiram. i have an announcement to make. i have waited for your return to make it to both of you, as i do not wish to waste such time as i have left in repeating myself needlessly."

"such time as you have left? , hermione exclaimed.

harriet ignored her. "i was informed this morning by doctor wilson that i have approximately three weeks to live."

"you do not say so," hiram replied, as he settled into his chair.

hermione screamed and began to sob. "oh, that is not possible!"

"it is eminently possible. stop your caterwauling. you sound like a servant girl who has dropped a dish of mashed potatoes on the carpet."

hermione put her face in her face and stifled her sobs.

hiram cleared his throat. "i suppose doctor wilson knows his business."

"i am going to assume that he does. i am going to proceed on the assumption that he does."

hiram nodded. the thought flickered through his brain that harriet was enjoying herself - something she rarely did.

"now, both of you listen to me. i have never had much hope for either of you. it is more important than ever that you realize that you are a pair of helpless fools and that you must therefore do exactly what i tell you. do you understand?"

"i understand," hiram muttered.

"speak up! i am not sure i heard you."

"i understand," hiram repeated in a clearer voice.

"good. and what about you? "

"yes, mother."

"yes mother what?"

"i - i will do whatever you say."

"excuse me mum." the cook had appeared behind harriet.

"what is it?"

"i know you said i might have to wait, mum, but the dinner is getting cold -"

"you will serve it when i tell you to. if it is cold, heat it up. is that so difficult?"

"no, mum."

"then get back to your post."

"yes, mum."

harriet watched as the cook retreated and waited until the kitchen door stopped swinging shut behind her.

"eavesdropping! again!"

***


zelda stopped hammering on the old manual typewriter. she pulled the paper out of the roller and quickly scanned it.

florine was lying on the bed with her hands behind her head. "finished?"

"well, no, i am not finished. i've done enough for now."

"you know what i meant."

"want to look at it?"

"sure." florine sat up on the edge of the bed. zelda handed her the two pages she had just typed up.

like many of the girls, florine had dispensed with the services of a maid. and like most of the girls, she had become quite friendly with her regular guards - the persons she saw most of during the day and night.

there was no rule against the guards or maids helping the girls with their novels.

the rules specifically stated: "contestants are not prohibited from conversation with guards or maids. they may discuss the contest, and even request advice or input regarding the contest. note that staff were not retained on the basis of any presumed expertise on matters relating to the contest."

florine had found zelda willing and capable and even eager to not only "help" but practically write her novel for her.

zelda sat down beside florine as she read the pages. "like it?"

"yeah, it's good."

"just good?"

"it's great." florine kissed zelda on the cheek.

"you know what?" zelda asked.

"no, what?"

"i've been watching you."

florine laughed. "hello! that's what you're here for, isn't it?"

"i'm serious."

"so serious."

zelda pushed florine down on the bed. florine did not resist.

"you know what i think?"

florine laughed again. "spit it out."

"i think you're a fake."

"you mean you don't think i really love you?"

"no, that's not what i mean at all."

florine blinked. "then what?"

"i don't think you're really a princess."

"yeah, right."

"i think you are here under false pretenses. you're some kind of impostor."

"you're being silly."

"am i?"



5. the minstrel



Saturday, September 8, 2012

hiram and hermione - 3. the fish are biting

by florine di fabrizzi

illustrated by roy dismas , danny delacroix and eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

click here to begin hiram and hermione

click here to begin the 14th princess







earth is an old planet.



old and terrible.



filled with secrets too terrible to be told.



asia is the oldest continent.



esteemed scholars in the universities of europe believe that humans first appeared in africa.



others, equally esteemed, posit that civilization, based on war and human sacrifice, first arose in the mountains of central and south america.



the empire of atlantis arose in what is now french guinea.



nothing of the sort happened in north america, home of the current united states.



great beasts filled the plains and swamps of north america and were followed timidly by the mild mannered inhabitants, who were grateful to be allowed to live.



that was a long time ago.



today these same plains are filled with little white houses with red windowsills and white picket fences.



women bake blueberry and peach pies and put them on the red windowsills to cool.



dogs and hoboes sometimes steal the pies from the windowsills.



dang it, mrs winters gets mad as all tarnation when that happens.



this was the world of harriet harris,



before the great disrespecter, death, showed his smiling face.



and it was the world of bob fisher, idealistic young reporter, who longed to ask harriet's daughter, hermione, for her hand.



the sun was shining as brightly as bob's eyes when he showed up at work on the morning that harriet harris got the news of her imminent demise from doctor wilson.



sam wilson, the editor of the local newspaper, the times-gazette, thought it was a splendid day . he had not even started drinking when bob showed up, and it was already eight o'clock in the morning.



"good morning, bob."

"good morning, sam. any big stories to follow up on, or can i take my coat off?" and bob began to unbutton his coat.



sam chuckled. his gray eyes twinkled. "well, i can think of one big story you can follow up on ."

bob could always tell when sam was funning. "and what might that be?"



"how the fish are biting up at shag creek!"

"oh."



"ha. ha! yes, i think you should go check that right out right away." sam shook his head. "you won't find a better day for it this year."



bob had started to take of his hat but now he put it back on his head. "well, that's mighty white of you, sam." he looked out the window. "say, why don't you come with me? we can leave a note on the door. if something really big pops up, folks will know where to find us."



sam stroked his chin. "well, that's not a bad idea. tell you what, why don't you go on up, and maybe i'll join you later this morning. i got a little business to attend to first."

bob understood perfectly what sam's little business was. he was not going anywhere or doing anything without getting a buzz on first. "that sounds like a swell idea! i'll go home and get my rod and then i'll stop at millie's and get us some sandwiches and a couple of sodas."



"great, kid, great. i'll see you up there."



bob departed. outside the sky was a perfect american blue. what a glorious day!



all was right with the world.




4. the announcement