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Saturday, June 21, 2014

the awakening of a silly girl - 4. the staircase

by victorine de valois

illustrated by konrad kraus and eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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"i do not care for your attitude, sir," adelaide informed herr manfred. "i think, after all, we shall return at some other time. i do not think my employers - who are persons of some consequence, i assure you - will be at all amused by my account of our experience here today. "

adelaide turned toward the door. "come, dora."

"but, fraulein," herr manfred replied patiently, " i have already explained to you that you may not leave until you have finished your business."

"nonsense!" adelaide pushed at the door behind her. it did not open.

she turned the handle and pushed again. the door still did not open.

she turned back to herr manfred, who regarded her with a sorrowful expression.

franz, the self-styled "guide" who had offered his services to adelaide and dora, smiled from behind herr manfred's back. adelaide thought he looked a little more like a demon and a little less like a monkey than when she first beheld him.


herr manfred smiled sadly at adelaide and dora. "come now, ladies, i may tell you that i have become an old hand at this. most of the world is marching to the new tune, but an occasional straggler from the old ways still wanders in - " he spread his hands. " - and i have to explain things to them. and it always ends the same way. always ends the same way."

at herr manfred's repetition of "always ends the same way," little franz grinned even more evilly than before.

"and how is that, sir?" adelaide asked. "what is the way that it always ends?"

"why, it ends with them going their way. what other way can they go, but their way? i ask you."


at this franz laughed out loud, in a bat-like squeak.

"again," herr manfred continued, " i urge you to make use of the services of an experienced guide. look here, franz, what will you charge these ladies?"

"only two marks, sir. only two marks, ladies. two marks for the first three hours of our search, one additional mark for each hour after that."

"two marks!" exclaimed herr manfred, with a boisterous laugh. "do you hear that? why, you would give two marks to a beggar or a flower seller and think nothing of it. the matter is settled. franz, the ladies are in your capable hands."


"i do not think so!" cried adelaide. "what is all this about 'the first three hours'! are you mad? i am sure we can make our own way around every inch of the building in an hour!" she glared at herr manfred, while avoiding franz's leering gaze. "and that is if we crawled on our hands and knees!"

"very well!" herr manfred held up his hands in surrender. " i have done my best. i assume, then, that you will not be engaging franz's services?"

"no, we will not! come, dora, we will find our own way. i take it, sir," adelaide addressed herr manfred, "that persons who enter here have, in fact, been known to finally emerge back into the street?"


"why, as to that, fraulein, i can not rightly say - can not positively say one way or another. i wish you good luck in your explorations." and with that herr manfred turned and went back down the corridor he had emerged from.

with a final smirking glance back at adelaide and dora, franz followed him.

"what now?" dora timidly asked adelaide. "which direction shall we go?"

"i say we go up these stairs," said adelaide, " just to get as far away from those two wretches as possible."

dora considered this. "yes, but if we stay down here we might find another door - one that will let us out."


without saying so out loud, they were both agreed that all they wanted to do was escape the building, and dora's marriage license was now of no concern.

"yes," adelaide replied. "that may be. on the other hand, if we ascend, we may find a window from which we can call down to the coachman - or maybe some person on the street who will take a message back to the house and to frau grunhilde. i am sure -" adelaide took a deep breath - "that frau grunhilde will know what to do in this situation and will take the proper steps - " she stopped short rather than say the words "to rescue us."

dora realized that adelaide had made her mind up to climb the staircase, so without another word they began their ascent.

and indeed the staircase had something regal, reassuring and almost welcoming about it, as opposed to the gloom of the corridor from which it emerged.

they lifted their skirts and began to climb, with dora just behind adelaide, and both of them holding tight to the solid bannister.


they climbed and climbed. their boots clicked loudly on the steps. there was no other sound, and no sign of any other people.

surely in such a vast building there must be some other persons going from one place to another within it!

dora looked to her left. she realized that one reason the climb was so long was that they were passing floors - the staircase did not lead directly to the second floor but bypassed the second and third floors - she could see rows of doors - presumably of various government offices - on those floors but no way to get to them except climbing over the railing of the staircase and leaping over empty space and onto what looked like narrow walkways in front of the offices.


most of the office doors had glass panes in them. although she could not be certain in the dim light, none of the panes seemed to have writing on them. nor did the doors without glass on them seem to be marked in any way.

she pointed these observations out to adelaide.

adelaide stopped, and looked out at the two landings filled with doors. "you are right," she told dora, "and look at how many of them there are!"

"how," asked dora, "are we to get to those doors? it seems any one of them could be the marriage bureau."


"i suppose." adelaide replied, " that there are staircases on the sides. that is not such a concern. but that they do not indicate what they are - are we to knock on every door and enquire as to what it is and whether it is the one we want?"

"perhaps it would take three hours!" cried dora. " as that young man said. or all day! " she looked back down the staircase. "maybe we should go back and find him."

"nonsense! we can find our own way! and - i think we should just find our way out of here, and worry about the license later. do you not agree?"


"oh, yes!" dora cried eagerly.

"then," said adelaide, "we need only find one door, or one window, or one kind stranger to take pity on us and show us the way out - surely that will not be too difficult."

"no, of course not!"

they resumed climbing.

finally they reached the fourth floor. the landing seemed a bit wider and brighter and the doors in the corridors leading away from it spaced further apart than those on the lower floors.


as if they were the offices of more important bureaus or personages.

there were, however, no signs or writing on any of the doors to indicate what was behind them.

they walked past a well tended potted plant and a large gleaming brass ashtray filled with fine looking sand and a lone cigar butt.

they stopped in front of the first door. it had a smoked glass pane and an enormous doorknob shaped as the head of - a gargoyle? - of medusa?

adelaide rapped on the glass.


(to be continued)



Tuesday, March 19, 2013

the awakening of a silly girl - 3. franz

by victorine de valois

illustrated by danny delacroix and eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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dora was filled with an overwhelming foreboding as she walked up the steps of the administration building with adelaide, and they approached the massive doors.

"have you ever been here before?" she asked adelaide.

"yes, i came here to get my servant's papers when i first started to work." dora pushed at the right hand door, and it swung open easily and noiselessly.

they stepped into a surprisingly small foyer. there were no signs or signs of life in it, just another set of doors, made mostly of impenetrably dark glass.

the front door swung closed smoothy behind them, shutting out the morning light and leaving them in shadow, with only a little dust-moted light coming through the glass doors, which adelaide now pushed open. they did not open quite as smoothly as the first set of doors had.

a narrow staircase loomed in front of them. corridors on either side of the staircase faded away into long rows of closed doors with small glass panes and smaller brass name plates. there were no people in sight.

"i seem to remember, " said adelaide, "that it was a little more lively when i was here before. at least there was someone you could ask directions of."



they heard a voice behind them. "looking for directions, missus? i would be happy to assist you."

dora and adelaide turned. a ragged little person with a bat-like face looked up at them, with his thumbs hooked aggressively in his vest. it was not clear to them whether he was a small boy or a midget.

adelaide stared down at him. "are you here in an official capacity? your dress would indicate to me that you are not."

"no, missus, i am not. i am an independent operator."

adelaide looked around and down one of the corridors. "are there no officials here to guide us? when i was last here there seemed to be an abundance of such personages."

"ah, but you must have been here in the old days, missus. things have changed. this is the modern age now, and you have independent operators such as myself to deal with."

"you do not say. tell me, have things changed so much that there is no longer a marriage bureau in the building, where this young lady can obtain a license for her scheduled nuptials?"

"well as to that, missus, i couldn't say. i couldn't rightly say. there may be a marriage bureau and there may not. but i can help you look for it. for a price, of course."



adelaide laughed. "for a price! i think not. come, dora, we will find our own way. who knows, the marriage bureau may be just around the corner."

"it is easy to get lost in here, missus - "

"stop calling me missus. it is fraulein, or mademoiselle , if you please."

"that's as may be, miss - fraulein, but everything has its price. why, i daresay i could get a good price for you, and an even better one for the young lady here, if i were to offer you to the turk - "

"what sort of talk is that!" and adelaide smacked the little person on his ear, causing him to shout in a manner to echo down the corridors.

"here, what is all this? what is going on here?" a tall, gaunt figure emerged from the gloom of the corridor behind the would-be guide. an old man with bags under his eyes and wearing a gray suit that looked even older than himself looked down at the guide and then at adelaide.

"this creature has insulted us, " adelaide replied evenly. "tell me, are you in charge here, sir?"

"i am in charge of what i am in charge of," the old man replied.



"well then, can you direct us to the marriage bureau?"

"i am afraid that is not at all my responsibility or my function. our friend franz here is quite a good guide, you could do worse than retain him, especially as there seem to be no others about."

"i am afraid your franz has insulted us, insulted us most grievously." adelaide glared at franz, who was still rubbing his head with a piteous expression on his face.

"well, his manners might not pass muster at the court of the kaiserin or the empress eugenie, but he can take you where you want to go - or at least make an honest effort."

"an honest effort!"

"who can do ought else?"

"he talked of selling us to the turk! what sort of talk is that?"

"the turk pays in honest coin, mademoiselle, not in this damnable paper money."

"do you know," adelaide replied. "i think we have had quite enough of this place, which is not at all as i remembered it - "

"all things change, mademoiselle," the old man answered. "this is the modern age."

"no doubt. but i think we shall take our leave, and ponder the ramifications of modernity in more congenial surroundings."



at this franz laughed, and the old man shook his head sorrowfully. "i am afraid you have come about your business, mademoiselle, now you must go about your business."

"really? are you saying we may not leave?"

"no, you may not. what sort of business would it be, if people came to do their business, and then did not do their business? i ask you."

"and if i were to push or pull at the doors behind me?"

"they would not open."

"i see. and if we find the marriage bureau and - do our business, as you so forthrightly put it, then the doors will open?"

"they will indeed, though perhaps without the sound of trumpets."

"i see." adelaide looked up the staircase. "well then, i think we will try the upper floors first. perhaps we shall find a little more light up there."

"as you wish, mademoiselle. but i tell you you are making a mistake not hiring a guide."

"we will take our chances. may i ask your name, sir?"

"certainly. it is manfred, herr manfred. my office is first on the right, in the corridor behind me. drop by, if you like, on your way out, and give me an account of your adventures. they might prove amusing."

at this franz gave a surprisingly hearty laugh, which caused dora to shudder.

"so, " said adelaide to herr manfred, "you are in charge after all, sir."

"i am in charge of what i am in charge of. no more and no less."


4. the staircase


Thursday, January 31, 2013

the awakening of a silly girl - 2. the biggest building

by victorine de valois

illustrated by roy dismas and rhoda penmarq

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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luncheon was served.

despite the assurances of the two aunts, dora, who was uncomfortable with any change in her settled existence - who in fact had difficulty even imagining such a thing - felt considerable apprehension about her proposed visit to the marriage bureau, and had little appetite.

the two aunts attacked the luncheon in their usual manner - aunt grunhilde with singleminded gusto, and aunt delphine with a delicate air of indifference, managing nonetheless to dispose of everything put before her .

as the minutes dragged by, dora's agony increased. she would have liked to ask a number of questions - but she was too well bred to open her mouth or to question the older women.

finally aunt delphine finished her last cup of tea and the cups and plates were removed.


as the afternoon sunlight receded dustily through the curtains, neither of the drowsing aunts seemed inclined to bring up the subject of the marriage bureau - could they have forgotten it? with a supreme effort, dora summoned up the effort to ask -

"should i have adelaide summoned, so that she can make ready to accompany me to the marriage bureau?"

"of course, of course," aunt grunhilde answered absently. "and i must be getting along to the countess of g---------'s".

aunt delphine seemed to have fallen asleep.

in due course dora found herself outside on the chilly street with her maid adelaide, waiting for the coachman to bring the carriage around.

despite aunt delphine's low opinion of her faculties, adelaide was as capable as anybody of shepherding dora to the administration building and the marriage bureau. a sharp-featured, impertinent creature with ideas very much above her station, adelaide was as well versed in current affairs as delphine herself, and took a particular interest in womans suffrage, a subject on which she held the most uncompromising opinions. she would have very much enjoyed discussing such things with her young mistress, who, by adelaide's lights, should have been in the forefront of the suffragette movement given her youth and social standing, but had found her a most apathetic and indifferent listener, and had therefore refrained from voicing her opinions too loudly or too often.



"do you think gustav will know the way?" dora now asked adelaide, as she watched her breath float away in the clear, cold air.

"know the way? miss, i know the way. we could walk there if that was your pleasure."

"oh no, no. it's - it's much too cold."

"pooh. bracing, i should say. anyways, it is the biggest building in the city, probably the biggest in the empire. if you don't count castles and such. it is so big it will find you if you can't find it."

"oh?" the phrase "biggest building in the empire" had struck a chord in dora's brain. "is it the biggest building in the world, then?"


"i do not know about that. i suppose it might be. but here is gustav."

gustav, an ageless servant, wore a blue uniform perfectly suited to his station and to the station of the von d------ family. on this occasion he was driving the townhouse's smallest coach, with a single small and well behaved pony.

"so, where are we headed this fine this morning?" he asked adelaide.

"the administration building."

"ah." gustav looked around. " nice afternoon for a walk, seems to me."

"that is not for you to decide, " adelaide answered sharply. she opened the door of the coach for dora to get in, but dora hesitated.

"which entrance?" gustav asked. "do you know where you want to go?"

"take us to the main entrance, please. we shall find our way from there."

gustav shook his head. "are you sure about that? folks have been known to lose their way in there. disappear, never to be seen again."



"we will have none of your old woodchopper's tales today, if you please!," adelaide quickly answered, seeing the look of horror on dora's face. "pay no mind to him," she added to dora, "it is just his country cousin humor. most inappropriate, at this or any other time. "

adelaide and gustav were old adversaries "below stairs", with adelaide generally standing up for the forward looking modern world and gustav inclining to the worldview of his peasant forbears.

dora and adelaide finally got into the carriage, with adelaide virtually pushing dora in, and they set off.

it seemed to dora that she had hardly settled in her seat before adelaide was jumping out and opening the door for her. what a hurry everyone was in!

the administration building stretched as far as dora could see. and though it was only a mile from her home, she had never seen it before. it filled three full city blocks, with enclosed passageways in the alleys between the blocks.

a huge brass double door, unadorned with any inscriptions and unflanked with any statuary, loomed before her. seven broad marble steps led up to it from the street. adelaide pointed her to it and she put her foot on the first step.

adelaide stayed behind for a word with the coachman. "i have told you before, gustav, for your own good, you should hold your tongue here in town. you are not in the country with the old baron lying on his dirty sofa with his pipe and his dogs not minding anything you say. these people in the city are not so quick to laugh."

"yes, duchess. tell me, do you think i will have time to smoke a pipe of my own while i wait for you?"

"i do not care what you do. but be here when we return."

gustav nodded and took his pipe out of his pocket, and then his tobacco. he began stuffing the pipe.

he watched as dora and adelaide began ascending the steps.


3. franz


Tuesday, May 29, 2012

the awakening of a silly girl - 1. the marriage license

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"next." victorine, the youngest girl, was next. she stayed in her seat. "go ahead and pick for me."

"very well." miss prue took a paper from each of the hats. "ridiculous." this got a big laugh all around. victorine blushed. "yes, " said miss prue, "that means you need only write the most ridiculous thing you can think of. and your author is - kafka. "

"that's not a bad pick," said dorine. "i wouldn't have minded getting it." victorine blushed again.






the awakening of a silly girl

by victorine de valois

illustrated by rhoda penmarq and roy dismas

special thanks to Prof. Dan Leo for his editing efforts







dora d----- was a young woman of a very compliant and easy-going nature, and when her aunt grunhilde informed her that she, dora, had been betrothed to a lieutenant h-----, from the province of m-------, a gentleman whose existence she had hitherto been unaware of, she not only assented without a murmur but was not so ill-bred as to inquire as to any qualities he might possess.

she went on sewing a motto into a handkerchief without missing a stitch. the handkerchief was very white, and she was inscribing in bright blue thread the motto "the brave rush to meet the future".



this and the other handkerchiefs she was inscribing would be distributed to the officers and men of the ------th hussars, which her uncle gustaf was commanding officer of. dora had become quite adept at sewing such mottoes into handkerchiefs, spent part of every day except sunday doing it, and enjoyed it as much as she could be said to enjoy anything.

"i wonder," dora said aloud after a while, "if my life will be any different when i am married."



"i am sure it will be," answered aunt grunhilde evenly. "in some small ways. you will have to take a larger share in directing the servants, for one thing. and you will have to learn to take a more decisive tone with them. "

"of course," dora replied absently.

"was there something else you had in mind?"

"i was wondering if i will still be embroidering these handkerchiefs when i am married."

"i do not see why not. your husband will not take up so much of your time as all that. i expect that he will be kept quite busy in his post as adjutant in your uncle's regiment." aunt grunhilde stared directly at dora. "as adjutant he will be kept very busy indeed with the preparations for the coming war."

"ah. then i expect i shall be embroidering even more handkerchiefs."

"oh? and why is that?"

"because some of the soldiers will be killed, and i imagine i will have to embroider new ones for those who take their places."



"what a morbid thought! " aunt grunhilde was shocked. "my dear, do not let your uncle hear you talking in such a manner, or your husband either, either before or after you are married."

"i am sorry, aunt, i did not mean any harm."

"do not speak in that manner again."

"i am sorry. i will not."

aunt grunhilde nodded, satisfied. she had always found dora to keep her word when promising not to do something.



dora continued to embroider and aunt grunhilde nodded off. presently they were joined by great-aunt delphine, who slept late, took long naps and was not very talkative. she was followed by hans, the obsequious and meddlesome butler. grunhilde snapped her eyes open at their approach, and hans handed her a card, which she glanced at and tossed onto the table in front of her.

"dora is to be married," grunhilde informed delphine.

"about time, i should think," delphine replied as she settled into her chair. and then, after a while, "is everything arranged?"

"i should certainly hope so."

"has she obtained a license?"

"a license?"

"yes, a marriage license."



"i am sure it has been taken care of. we do have people to arrange such things. i am sure the army will take care of it."

"she is not to be married by the army but by the civil authorities. the un-civil authorities, i call them. no, she has to go to the bureau herself and obtain one, as does the groom. and she has to pass a physical exam."

at this dora looked up for the first time since delphine had entered.



"nonsense," grunhilde insisted. "there was no such thing in my day. or yours."

"ah, but that was before the socialists brought the fatherland to its knees." despite her somnolent nature, delphine read the newspapers and took an interest in politics, perhaps more than was seemly for a woman.

dora almost never ventured to speak to her elders without being spoken to first, but she got up her courage to ask delphine, "please, aunt, what is this about a physical examination?"

delphine laughed. "oh, it is nothing. a mere formality. for a young woman of good family like yourself, a doctor will simply make a mark on a piece of paper and you will be done with it. then you take the paper to the marriage bureau in another part of the building and they give you a license. for a fee, of course, to line some socialist rascal's pocket."



"oh. and when must this be done?"

"well, my dear, i would do it as soon as possible and be done with it."

"this afternoon?"



"why not? it is quite a nice day, a ride in the coach will put some color in your cheeks."

dora turned to aunt grunhilde, "will you come with me, aunt? i am sure i shall get lost if i go by myself."

"i am expected at the countess of g---------'s afternoon luncheon. it would never do, to disappoint the countess."

dora then asked delphine, "what of you, aunt?"

"oh dear, i don't feel nearly strong enough to go out. perhaps hans can go with you."

hans had been hovering discreetly in the background. "it is wednesday, madame. i have wednesday afternoons off."



"yes, of course" aunt grunhilde answered. "well, i do not see why she can not go by herself. with adelaide, of course. after all, she will be a real woman soon enough, not a silly little girl. what do you say?" she asked dora. "you can look at it as quite an adventure. "

"yes, aunt." dora was still absorbing the ominous words "a real woman ... not a silly little girl." "and will adelaide know the way?"




"adelaide could not find her way across the street," delphine told her. "but i am sure all the coachmen know the way. it is the main administrative building, just past the imperial palace. and if you can not find the correct entrance, i am sure some kind stranger will assist you."

"oh," replied dora, "and are the streets filled with kind strangers?"

"i should hope so. the socialists have not brought us so low as that yet. this is not paris or rome, where the most insolent blackguards are allowed the run of the streets." seeing dora's slightly alarmed expression, delphine added, "i am sure anyone you encounter will be polite, at least, to a young woman of good family. and of course once you get inside the building everyone will be more than polite."

dora nodded.

"well then," said grunhilde. "that is settled. shall we have luncheon?"

"i thought you were lunching at the countess of g--------'s," delphine observed.



"the countess provides agreeable conversation and a brisk game of whist. sustenance is not the first law of her land."

"ah."

"she does not have the strongest constitution herself, and is inclined to ascribe her maladies to her guests."

"yes, i feel for her. we can not all have the appetites of drayhorses."

dora's mind drifted away from the aunts' conversation. she looked out the window. it was a beautiful day.




2. the biggest building