Tuesday, September 29, 2015

16. betty and florine


by emily de villaincourt

illustrated by danny delacroix

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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the duke di fabrizzi had been away from his castle on a “delicate mission” for many months .

it had originally been expected that he would be away for no more than a week, but as the negotiations wore on, and the outbreak of war seemed ever more certain, the wife and two daughters he had left behind, as well as the household staff of the castle, grew ever more restless and perplexed.

especially as the first actions of the hostilities, when they finally broke out, were expected to be in the immediate area of the castle.


but on this as on other matters, the duke held firm. there would be no abandonment of the castle, no relocation of its inhabitants, as this might show fatalism or lack of resolve on his part and perhaps tip the scales toward the dreaded though ever more inevitable failure of the interminable negotiations.

in this crisis, the duchess did not altogether show the firmness which her illustrious ancestors might have expected of her.

she slept badly, and was often morose and silent at breakfast.


but she usually found enough energy by lunchtime to embark on the activity which took up a great part of her day - berating her two daughters, fatima and florine, for their various derelictions.

fatima, the elder, had enough spirit to occasionally challenge the duchess. florine, not so much.

despite this, it was florine on whom the heavier and more relentless criticisms fell.

the duchess was pleased to be particularly distressed by what she regarded as florine’s unseemly relationship with her maid, betty.


betty was english, and had arrived in the household a number of years back in the company of an english governess, long since departed, named miss fortune.

florine , then a child, had taken a liking to betty and adopted her as her best friend. which no one thought remarkable or particularly interesting at the time.

neither the duke nor the duchess paid the children much attention in those days. the duke was indulgent, the duchess mostly indifferent.

florine and betty became inseparable.


betty remained in the household as florine’s personal maid after miss fortune departed.

florine never understood the exact nature of betty’s relationship with miss fortune, and no one ever explained it to her or showed any interest in it.

betty herself always acted as if her arrival with miss fortune was the most natural thing in the world and needed no explanation.

there was nothing remarkable in any of this, and things just jogged along as one sunny year succeeded another in the castle.


it was taken for granted that betty would accompany florine to university.

the clouds of approaching war intervened.

the duke spent ever more time in his diplomatic duties.

it was decided that florine would not go to university, but would remain in the castle until the international situation was “settled”.

fatima, who had been making the grand tour, was summoned home. she had been engaged to the young count of g—————, but the engagement was broken off, for reasons which remained unclear.


the two young women, fatima and florine, the latter usually accompanied by her faithful betty, spent long hours lolling about the castle.

half hearted attempts were made to find some sort of tutor for florine, but they came to nothing, in part because the prospective hires were frightened away by the castle’s location in the expected theater of war.

florine whiled away many of the long hours at the piano, mostly playing chopin and debussy, to the sneers of fatima and the enthusiastic encouragement of betty.


the duchess took up religion, and surrounded herself with pious clerics and meddlesome friars of the old school.

a casual remark of one of these worthies, to the effect that the friendship of florine and betty had “something just a bit unhealthy about it” led the duchess to notice betty, almost for the first time.

the duchess now fixed on poor betty as a convenient outlet for her increasing frustrations. she intimated to florine that she, the duchess, would like to see betty sent packing. of course she would prefer that florine, if she valued her immortal soul, send her away herself.


florine at first responded with a bit of spunk, informing her parent that she loved betty more than life itself - not a sentiment to reassure the duchess, nor, when she repeated it to him, the attentive fra giorgio, who was now an almost daily visitor at the increasingly gloomy castle.

but as the duchess kept returning to the subject, florine’s resolve began to weaken, and she became prone to sudden fits of weeping, especially when playing chopin.

betty was always there to console her with hugs and chaste kisses.


“you know, florine” fatima announced one particularly gloomy and rainy afternoon, after witnessing another scene where florine had wept and betty dried her tears, “did it ever occur to you that poor betty might actually want to leave? eh, betty? if you leave you might actually escape being blown to bits or being ravished by rampaging huns or tartars or cossacks. what do you say? i would think the high road to switzerland or wherever might look pretty good right now.”

“i love signorina florine, and will never leave her,” betty protested.


“to be sure,” fatima drawled. “to be sure. when the time comes, maybe the two of you can share a cossack or a lustful turk.”

“the signorina is pleased to be droll,” betty responded with uplifted eyes.

florine sniffled. “what a terrible thing to say, fatima. even as an attempt to be humorous.” she ran her finger across the keyboard, as betty gave her shoulder a squeeze.

“yes, fatima,” anther voice broke in on them, “that was very rude. very rude indeed.”


anna, the housekeeper , stood in the entrance to the drawing room.

“and in any case,” anna announced, “it has been determined that our dear miss betty is not going anywhere, so there is no use crying about it any more.”

“oh?” fatima asked. “has mother had a sudden change of heart?”

“no,” anna replied, advancing into the room, and taking a seat beside fatima, “but she has had a letter from the duke. he has expressly stated that no one is to leave the castle until further notice. further notice from him.”


“bah,” fatima replied. “is he going to send a battalion of soldiers or police to keep anybody from leaving? i have half a mind to leave myself, now.”

the others ignored this. anna leaned back on the sofa. she had been with the castle since the invention of dirt and treated herself as a member of the family. “what do you think of that, miss?” she asked betty. “no sleeping in a haystack for you, eh, at least for a while.”

“i have been praying to the virgin and to st rita for this,” betty replied. “and i will thank them when i say my prayers tonight.”

“save it for the friars,” anna told her. she turned to fatima. “pour me a cup of that tea, will you, dear?” she asked. “it certainly is chilly in here. perhaps somebody could throw a little wood on the fire.”

“i will put some wood on the fire,” said betty.

and in this fashion the afternoon passed.


17. ameline and bethany



Wednesday, August 5, 2015

15. save yourself


by emily de villaincourt

illustrated by eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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laurene and stephanie followed gustav and the parthian ambassador outside to the waiting limousine.

laurene wondered if she would ever see the blue sky again …

“i didn’t know joanie lee would get so upset at us leaving,” stephanie was saying. “i didn’t know she liked so much.”

“she’s nervous,” laurene answered. “she wanted someone to keep her company.”

the driver of the limo was leaning against it, smoking a long thin cigar.

“oh, yuck,” stephanie exclaimed. “do they all smoke i wonder?”


laurene stopped, and grabbed stephanie’s arm. gustav and the ambassador, unaware that they had stopped, moved ahead to the limo.

“stephanie,” laurene whispered, “listen to me. it was your idea to come along. you invited yourself. i have one thing to say to you - keep your mouth shut. keep - your - mouth - shut. do - not - speak unless you are spoken to. do you understand?”

“that’s more than one thing. and you’re hurting my arm.” stephanie wrenched free from laurene.

the ambassador looked back at them.


“we’re coming!” laurene assured him.

the driver threw his cigar away. he opened the rear door and then got back in his seat.

gustav opened the front passenger door but waited with his evil smirk while laurene and stephanie caught up.

the ambassador, an impatient look on his face, waved the two girls into the back seat and then got in himself.

laurene got in first. the inside was not as roomy as it looked from outside - because the exterior was so padded? she ended up beside the right rear window, behind gustav, when he finally got in the front seat.


stephanie was in the middle, between the ambassador and laurene.

“this is cozy,” stephanie announced. she sniffed. “at least it doesn’t stink of tobacco - or anything worse.”

nobody laughed, or answered, or paid her any attention.

i give up, laurene thought, nothing will shut her up if she feels like talking. she might also decide not to talk for a month, and then nothing but out and out torture would get her to make a sound.

laurene looked out the window. i might as well enjoy the view, she thought.

the driver started the car and turned it around in the driveway and they started off.

“where, exactly, are we going?” stephanie asked.

nobody answered.

the ambassador put his attache case on his lap and began opening it.

*


the limo passed the exit for the main airport.

they passed the exits for a couple of smaller airfields used by private planes.

past these exits the highway was empty on their side, going away from the airport.

there was heavy traffic on the other side, going towards the airport.

they were moving away from the coast, so it did not seem they were going anywhere by boat.

stephanie had given up trying to get anybody to talk to her.


the ambassador had finished going through the papers in his case, and sat with his phone in his hand, glancing at it from time to time.

gustav and the driver were separated from the back seat by a clear glass partition. if they were talking, laurene couldn’t hear them.

it occurred to laurene that when they had passed the airports the skies had been empty.

suddenly they turned into an unmarked road.


the road was dirt for about a hundred winding yards and then opened into a straight blacktop road which quickly led them to what looked a military checkpoint. which after less than thirty seconds stop, they were waved through.

after getting through the checkpoint, the ambassador rolled his window down. a cool breeze filled the back seat.

laurene rolled her window down too. the ambassador paid her no notice. he continued to look at his phone, as if willing it to ring.

after another half mile of straight road, they stopped.


the ambassador stuck his phone in his pocket and got out of the car without waiting for it to be opened for him.

laurene could see a couple of small planes - that could not seat more than a half dozen people each - side by side on a runway.

she tried to open her door. she could not.

but the ambassador had left his door open.

stephanie, sitting in the center of the back seat, had fallen asleep. laurene shook her awake, and pointed to the open door.


after blinking a few times, stephanie slid out of the car and laurene followed her.

there was nothing in the clearing except the airstrip, the two planes on it , and a small wooden building, no more than a shack. there were no markings or insignia on the shack, although there was a green and red flag painted on the side of one of the planes - the flag of parthia?

the other plane was completely unmarked.

the ambassador and gustav were talking to another man beside the shack. he was wearing the same uniform as gustav, but with slightly different markings. he was bigger than gustav, and looked as mean.


laurene moved closer to hear what they were saying. the driver of the limo, still in his seat, glanced at her and then turned his attention back to lighting his cigar.

“a window of about fifteen minutes…” the uniformed man was saying.

the ambassador looked up at the clear blue sky.

“… but with any kind of turbulence…” the uniformed man continued.

“i say go for it,” gustav announced loudly, as if challenging the ambassador. “what else can we do?”


the ambassador nodded and muttered something , which seemed to surprise and gratify gustav.

the uniformed man noticed laurene and stephanie and pointed to them. gustav and the ambassador turned and looked at them.

“not much point in taking them now,” gustav said.

“oh, i don’t know,” the ambassador replied. “things might change. they might come in handy.”

this doesn’t sound very promising, thought laurene.


“suit yourself,” gustav answered the ambassador. “but let’s get going.” he glared at the two girls, who had come within thirty feet of them, and pointed to the unmarked plane.

laurene followed gustav and the ambassador to the plane. gustav grabbed her arm and gave her a hand up. then he gave the puffing ambassador two hands up and got in himself.

gustav got in the pilot’s seat. there were five little bucket seats in the back and laurene and the ambassador got in two of them.

“where’s stephanie?” laurene asked.

she looked out the small window. the uniformed man, and the limo driver, who had stepped out of the car, were pointing down the road and laughing.

stephanie had just run away.

“fasten your seat belts,” gustav announced. “because we sure aren’t waiting on her.”

gee, thought laurene, why didn’t i have enough sense to do that?


16. betty and florine



Saturday, July 18, 2015

14. "they arrested everybody when the war was on"


by emily de villaincourt

illustrated by eddie el greco

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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there you go - she's a fucking princess. what more could you ask for? she can sign."

the ambassador cleared his throat. "i still think we should wait a little longer for lampeduse himself."

"yeah we'll wait. we'll wait until i finish my beer."

“very well, “ the ambassador agreed wearily.

gustav picked up his beer and drained it. “all right,” he told the ambassador. “give her the papers to sign.”

the ambassador hesitated, but picked up the small case he had brought with him, and put it on his lap. it had three small combination locks on it and he began spinning them.

as he did, he made one last appeal to gustav. “i can imagine roscroft questioning the authenticity of the signature - “

“no problem, we’ll take her with us.” gustav smiled at laurene, who did not attempt to meet his gaze.


“i can also imagine her authenticity being questioned,” the ambassador replied as he opened the lid of the case. but before gustav could answer he turned to laurene. “i assume you have some i d, miss?”

but gustav just laughed. “nobody cares about i d. roscroft will sign and we will do what we are going to do. you think things are going to stop now?” he stood up.

the ambassador took a stapled sheaf of about twenty closely printed pages from his case and flipped it to the last page, which had spaces marked for signatures. he got up and handed the papers, and a pen, to laurene.

“sign here, miss,” he told here. “on any of the lines.”


“with your full name and title,” added gustav.

there was no suggestion that laurene actually read the document. she signed, as “princess laurene di lampeduse”.

gustav took the document, glanced at it and handed it back to the ambassador. he looked at laurene. “let’s go.”

laurene remained seated. “why do i have to go? i signed what you wanted.”

“i think it would be a good idea,” gustav answered evenly.

the ambassador put the document back in the case and locked the case. now he stood up. “yes,” he said, “it probably is a good idea. we will need pictures, and she can be in the pictures.”


“that’s right,” gustav agreed. “pictures. everybody likes pictures.” he laughed. “everybody thinks they are faked, but they still like them.”

“but,” laurene said. “you can take a picture of anybody. you can get some actress, or model, and say she is me. i’m nobody. nobody knows what i look like.”

the ambassador considered this. for a couple of seconds. “it is always best to get as many details right as possible.”

“even when it is all fake?” asked laurene.


“especially when it’s all fake,” the ambassador answered. “come. we are are wasting time.”

laurene looked back at joanie lee. but joanie lee was just staring straight ahead, looking terrified. she was obviously not going to be any help.

“um - i will have to pack something,” laurene appealed to the ambassador.

“no, you won’t,” said gustav. “we can provide anything you need. the empire will be at your disposal.”

“i want to get my handbag.”


“all right, get it - and get your i d,” the ambassador agreed.

“in one minute,” gustav added. “or i will come after you.”

unnoticed by anyone, stephanie had come back into the room. “go with them,” she told laurene, “you will probably be safer with them than you would be here.”

joanie lee gasped, and everybody turned to look at stephanie.

“they probably won’t bomb themselves,” stephanie continued. “or arrest themselves. anybody else - who knows?”


“arrested!” joanie lee turned to the ambassador. “are we to be arrested?”

“probably not,” the ambassador answered. he was starting to look impatient.

“not today,” gustav added. “but you never know. the war is on.” he laughed. “and they arrest everybody when the war is on.”

“i wish i could go with you, “ stephanie announced. “can i go with you?”

“no!” joanie lee cried. “don’t leave me!”


“lorenzo is here. and dad will be back - eventually.” stephanie looked right at gustav. “can i go along with you?

“sure, why not?”

“thank you.”

stephanie and laurene went to get their handbags.

joanie lee collapsed back on her couch.

gustav lit another cigarette.

outside the sky was still a cloudless blue.


15. save yourself



Saturday, July 4, 2015

the corsair - 8. the comtesse's tale, concluded

by paulette popolescu

illustrated by roy dismas

editorial consultant: Prof. Dan Leo

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a cold wind of fear swept over the assembled populace as they watched the long dark line of ships enter the harbor.

their fears proved to be only too well founded.

the army, navy and imperial guard of the wolf-prince quickly established themselves in the kingdom, in the royal palace and in the meanest streets and humblest farms.

as a first sign of the new order, the royal stepmother and the royal wizard were hanged, and their bodies left to the crows, on a gibbet erected high over the harbor.

a brief marriage ceremony was conducted, uniting the new prince and the princess, shortly after the hanging of the stepmother and the wizard.


there was no public celebration of the nuptials, and the people were warned to stay at their own homes, farms, and factories, as the prince did not approve of displays of idleness.

the new rule was both relentless and capricious.

the personal servants of the princess were banished from the royal palace, and left to beg their bread in the streets, and the highways outside the capital.

the princess herself was mostly confined to her chambers.


she was mostly ignored by the wolf-prince, but subject to the most degrading humiliations by the prince’s servants, and most especially by the imperial guards, whose salacious behavior aroused the amusement, rather than any ire or jealousy, on the part of the prince.

but the discomfiture of the princess was nothing compared to the sufferings of the populace, who were subject to the daily whims and brutalities of their new masters, who seemed to regard the kingdom only as a brief stop to plunder, on the road to further plunder.


as for the wolf-prince, he left the management of his new kingdom to a steward - a beast-man like himself, but with the outward form of a fox - and occupied himself mostly with planning a march into the interior of the continent, to conquer new kingdoms for his father the emperor, and for his own glory.

a steady stream of the black ships came into the harbor, bringing reinforcements and supplies for the planned invasion, by which the prince hoped to rival the deeds of cyrus, and of alexander.

at last the preparations were made.

the prince reneged so far from his parsimonious ways, as to announce a great feast for his guards and army, on the eve of their departure for the interior.

a huge table draped with black cloth was set up in front of the palace, and the feast set upon it.


the night was dark with a threatening storm, but a hundred torches, whipped by the wind, illuminated the forbidding scene.

dozens of the prince’s captains took their seats at the table, ready, after their arduous preparations of the preceding weeks, to take their fill of meat and drink.

the wind brought to the assembled diners the sounds of the common soldiers at their campfires, already begun on a night of drunken debauchery.

the prince sat at the head of the table in a golden chair. the steward, the fox-man, sat at his right.


the princess sat at the prince’s left hand in a smaller, silver chair. she was the only woman seated at the table, although there was no lack of serving wenches, busy refilling the goblets of the captains.

the wind began to pick up. “are you not afraid, my lord, “ the princess enquired timidly, “that a great storm is about to break?”

the prince only laughed. “i am not afraid of storms. i am a storm.”

suddenly there was a slight commotion, about halfway down the long table.


among the humble denizens of the kingdom oppressed by the imperial soldiery, there was one with the form of a spider, but the heart of a lion.

this was a cobbler’s assistant by the name of pedro. a tiny hunchbacked dwarf, he had spent his entire life in the cobbler’s shop in an alley behind the wharves, rarely seeing the sun, and never venturing more than a few hundred yards from the harbor.

despite his ungainly form, he loved to dance, and when he was not occupied with his duties at the cobbler’s, he was wont to pick up a few pennies by dancing for passersby in the alley.


on the night of the prince’s feast, he had crept through the darkness to the imperial table.

now he sprang up on it, to the mixed consternation and amusement of the seated soldiers.

with a great oath, a burly captain of grenadiers commanded him to begone, before he was split in two.

“but look here,captain, ” cried pedro. “you will notice that i have not spilled so much as a drop of wine. or disturbed a knife, or fork, or napkin, or sugar bowl, on your most elegant table.”


a few of the captains laughed, and the burly grenadier began - “that is all very well -“

“and i wager,” continued pedro, interrupting him, “that i can dance the whole length of the table, with such unparalleled nimbleness that i do not disturb so much as a grain of pepper, or a flea upon it.”

some of the captains, already quite drunk, began shouting, “capital! let the little fellow dance!”

“yes, this is good sport!” and goblets were raised to pedro.


and to mingled cheers and grumbling, he danced down the table to where the prince and princess were seated, doing so, as he boasted, without disturbing anything on the black cloth.

“do i not do well, my lord?” pedro boldly addressed the prince.

the prince had little patience for such foolery, but not wishing to appear too dour at an occasion he had himself set aside for celebration, he nodded as amiably as his nature allowed.

a raindrop fell on the table, beside the prince’s plate.


“shall i continue, my lord?” cried pedro.

but he prince waved him away. “enough - enough.”

pedro turned as if to go, but as a few more raindrops fell, he suddenly bent down, seized a knife from the table, and leapt upon the prince, who was too astonished to cry out.

pedro plunged the knife into the prince’s heart, killing him instantly.

a confused cry rose up from the table, and only increased as the prince’s body, falling backward into the golden chair, quickly transformed itself into - not a wolf, as might have been supposed, but into a mangy jackrabbit.


chaos reigned, especially as the rain began to fall in earnest. the captains rose from the table and fled into the darkness.

after a last glance at the body of his master, the fox-steward followed them.

in a matter of hours all of the imperial army and guards had fled, either into the interior of the continent, or back on to the ships.

by daybreak the ships were all gone from the harbor.

the kingdom was saved.

pedro was the hero of the hour.


a great cheering crowd of grateful citizenry gathered at the harbor to hear the princess address the hero.

“you have done well, little man,” the princess addressed pedro with flushed cheeks. “speak, and whatever you wish shall be yours.”

“anything?’ asked pedro.

“anything,” replied the princess.

“then i wish for your hand, fair lady. i wish you to be my bride.”

a great gasp fell over the crowd, followed by an even greater hush.

clouds passed over the newly risen sun.

the princess grew pale, but managed not to faint.

at a signal from the princess, pedro was taken away and hanged, on the same gibbet from which the bodies of the stepmother and the wizard had been taken down only that morning.

the townsfolk and peasants went back to their homes, and about their business.

life returned to normal.

the princess ruled the kingdom alone for many years, with a generous but firm hand. she never married again, or entertained any suitors.

and though rumors swept the kingdom from time to time, and some fearful citizens continued to scan the horizon daily, the black ships never returned.

***


“well,” asked the comtesse, “what did you think of my little story?”

marie had a vague feeling that there was something wicked about the comtesse’s story, but only replied, “that was very nice, madam. i had not heard such a story before.”

“i am glad you liked it. there, now, finish your tea.”

“thank you, madam. will you be wanting anything else?”

“no. you may retire.”

“thank you, madam.”

(to be continued)